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Thursday, 28 January 2016

make a change in world engineers

Think about the world around you: airplanes, automobiles, electricity, cell phones, medications … even a bottle of water – everything ma... thumbnail 1 summary
Think about the world around you: airplanes, automobiles, electricity, cell phones, medications … even a bottle of water – everything man-made has been designed by someone.  Over the ages, man has been constantly engineering solutions to problems, whether it is crafting a hammer out of stone, or designing a large urban sanitation system to handle an entire city’s sewage.  
From the Phoenician craftsman, to the more modern inventors, engineers have been the driving force behind making life better for those around them.?? Every day, new drugs are formulated that can cure another disease; methods are developed to restructure buildings and bridges to make them safer; software is engineered to make daily tasks easier to accomplish. Whether directly or indirectly, engineers impact the lives of the communities around them, both those nearby and around the world.? 

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

MAKE ELCTROMAGNETIC

Most magnets, like the ones on many refrigerators, cannot be turned off, they are called permanent magnets. Magnets like the one you made ... thumbnail 1 summary
Most magnets, like the ones on many refrigerators, cannot be turned off, they are called permanent magnets. Magnets like the one you made that can be turned on and off, are called ELECTROMAGNETS. They run on electricity and are only magnetic when the electricity is flowing. The electricity flowing through the wire arranges the molecules in the nail so that they are attracted to certain metals. NEVER get the wires of the electromagnet near at household outlet! Be safe – have fun!
MAKE IT AN EXPERIMENT
The project above is a DEMONSTRATION. To make it a true experiment, you can try to answer these questions:
1. Does the number of times you wrap the wire around the nail affect the strength of the nail?
2. Does the thickness or length of the nail affect the electromagnets strength?
3. Does the thickness of the wire affect the power of the electromagnet?
Science Bob

NEW THOUGHT

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS" - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the H... thumbnail 1 summary

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU..

FOR ENGNEERING

How mocking of Gaia to delegate its agent, the tiny mosquito, to reduce the size of Man's brain and his pride. thumbnail 1 summary

How mocking of Gaia to delegate its agent, the tiny mosquito, to reduce the size of Man's brain and his pride.


The Best Engineers

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that ... thumbnail 1 summary

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

Monday, 25 January 2016

my life my rule

“When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block, an... thumbnail 1 summary
“When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block, and instructed his engineers to produce a design for the engine. The design was placed on paper, but the engineers agreed, to a man, that it was simply impossible to cast an eight-cylinder engine-block in one piece.

Ford replied,''Produce it anyway.”